Snow is on the ground. Twinkling lights shine outside people’s homes. Everyone talks about family.

We know my position on this time of year, I’m a fan of it.

But there is one thing I’m a little bitter about. It’s Santa. I’ve always wanted to wait in line for Santa. Whisper in his ear what I want. I know I did it once when I was a year old. That doesn’t really count because I don’t remember it.

Santa won’t bring me presents. He won’t climb down my chimney. He won’t keep track if I’m naughty or nice. It’s not fair. I want stuff too!

So this year, like year’s past, I’m standing behind Sarah Silverman’s petition to “Give the Jew Girls Toys.” It’s sorta my anthem this time of year.

Enjoy the video! ..and Happy Haunkkah to the Jews out there!