Okay, so it’s not like it’s snowmageddon out there… but it’s cold and nasty. I’ve narrowed down my options and decided I’m moving to St. Thomas.
There’s ocean, there’s mountains… there’s no snow. And bonus: it’s part of the US - so no special visa needed.
There’s got to be TV stations so I’ll have a job. If not, I’ll just open a surfer bar on the beach.
