This sh!t is unbeWEAVEable!!
So I’m poking around on TMZ looking for the picture of Rihanna’s battered face… when I skim down the page… I then spot this story: Woman’s Weave Stops A Bullet.
I stop and think: wait, I know that story! My co-worker John Pepitone did it last night. Sure enough, Pep is on TMZ.
I kinda feel cooler just because I know him.
