If you like it… put a bracelet on it?
Are you sick and tired of guessing if that cute guy in the bar is interested? Wonder if she’s got a man at home? Lucky for you, some entrepreneur has your heart (and money) on their mind. They created Single Bands. (Think LiveStrong bands, but this time yellow means you’re separated).
I’m going to start wearing a shirt that says “SINGLE.” That seems more appropriate and less complicated. What ever happened to checking the left hand and hoping the guy who’s buying you a drink isn’t a skeeze-ball?
In case you do start seeing people wearing these things, print this out as your cheat sheet:
Blue: Never married
Green: Divorced
Yellow: Separated
Orange: Bi-Sexual
Pink: Living with Someone
Red: Widowed
Purple: Gay/Lesbian
No Single Band: you’re normal!